To tell funny stories and make women laugh

I am pleased with you two "funny routines" you can use to make fun of women in any situation.
I used this routine hundreds of women, laugh and laugh like young girls.

And I mean all types of women. Students, the strippers, to lawyers,
the waiter and even one famous Australian actress (and no, I did not realize who he was) not ask.

These routines "funny" to laugh at 95% of women. It may be at first sight'Silly' for you. But I encourage you to go and try it. You will be surprised.

And are you ready, my two favorite "routine fun to learn?"

The New York Handshake "

This is one of my personal favorites :-)

(Side note: I have never been to New York. And I do not know how people from New York to shake hands.
As far as I know, New Yorkers do not even have hands, but to decide instead of hitting each other.
Can anyone confirm this for me? Thanks)

SHE: (going to shakeHand)

"Have you ever been to New York?"

She: "No."

YOU: Ok I have a friend from New York, and she showed me how his hand there.
And so it goes a bit '...

(Continue to teach her a handshake funny or ghetto. It might be one you have with your friends in high school or sister, your child learned. In any event, make it a long and ridiculous hand shake).

TU: "hahaha"

TU: "Obviously, the hand shake, if you're a gangster.Oooh, I know I'm bad! "

Because I love that hand shake?

Well, there are several reasons. First, that promotes women in my life (she's a woman that I was taught), to shake his hand. And secondly, shows that I am a boy who does not take themselves too seriously.

I'm not so easy! Buy flowers ME!

Ok here is another routine "funny" I love you.

(Side note: This is not really a routine "to say, I react a great way to reach any
Woman showsalso somewhat 'interested in you. It is moving the arm or compliments to you).

YOU: "Hey, I like the jacket

YOU: "Hey, I'm not that easy, okay?" You have to buy expensive jewelry, Prada shoes and roses before I sleep with you. I'm not a piece of meat, I have feelings too! "

Try saying the sentence above with a voice Paris Hilton. The most dramatic and diva-like
Sound - laughter is the highest number of women.

In fact, women will think you areHILARIOUS!

Why? First, because you behave like a tall woman maintainace. And secondly, are turning around and that means that she was a bump on you.

Pure comedy gold!

Go out and try to write these routines. They worked for me many times and I'm sure will be able to work for you :-)